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Solution To The “Redskins” Problem

I have a solution: keep the name but change the team mascots to sunburned, bikini-clad babes. No more “offense” to American Indians. More fetching logo.

The Five Most Dangerous Guns In America

What are they smoking over at Rolling Stone? Okay, stupid question, but they really outdid themselves in a July 14, 2014 piece. They must have been really hard up for material to have published Rolling Stone contributor Kristen Gwynn’s “article” titled, “The Five Most Dangerous Guns In America.” This noteworthy article should be held by […]

Nasty, Racist Guns!

Everybody knows that guns cause gun violence (we’re told this constantly), but are you aware just how racist guns are? The firearm homicide rate is 18 per 100,000 members of the population for blacks, and 1.5 per 100,000 for whites, according to the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence. For reasons only guns know, guns […]

On Subsidies

It’s simple economics: if you subsidize something, you’ll get more of it. Make something more affordable through subsidies and more people will buy into it. Government loves to subsidize things to encourage us citizens to act in certain ways. Government gives (or has given) tax credits — free money — to people preserving historic buildings, people who […]

A Fat Tax

Disposable income is the money left over after paying for the things you can’t do without. Like taxes.